The deep dish ****it list

Eat pizza on all continents

Go to all 50 states

Win the Nathans famous hot dog contest

Have an everyday mariachi calendar

Have a sandwich, sleazy sex act, and cafeteria named after me

Read the entire girl talk book series

See every Charles Bronson movie

Get a deep dish blend of medicated gold bond powder

Spacedock with a. rydberg

Open a gourmet diner called the greasy spork

Grow Fabio hair and ride a unicorn through a wild pasture with Tim Gravy Brown

Get a zipper tattoo on the scar from my open heart surgery

One Comment

  1. Posted July 16, 2010 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    I can help with #5. Let me know. Also maybe the spacedocking if you are willing to lower your standards

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