Monthly Archives: July 2010
White clam pie Good for a hangover but not as a base for binge drinking. This is quite possibly the most unique and best executed pie out there.
Ham and egg Had to try it while on the continent, looks a lot better than it tasted. I would of liked a vegamite pizza better. At least there are only 4 more continents I have to eat pizza from
Have you ever white knuckled the handles in a handicap stall while doing your best to recreate that wammy game show? And Muffling your cries; “ no pepper no pepper no pepper” If you had just been in a jalapeno eating contest this has most likely happened to you. But rest assured, there are shitiots […]
Eat pizza on all continents Go to all 50 states Win the Nathans famous hot dog contest Have an everyday mariachi calendar Have a sandwich, sleazy sex act, and cafeteria named after me Read the entire girl talk book series See every Charles Bronson movie Get a deep dish blend of medicated gold bond powder […]